Also: As Featured in My Dreams Last Night

I had a dream last night that Michael Gorman came into my library and not only did I refuse to serve him, but I kicked him in the stomach. 

He absorbed the blow (think The Blob) and then called me a pseudo librarian, to which point I embarked on a long-winded and particularly articulate lecture on how he was a dying voice in library sciences who not only violated the very principles that our profession was based on, but would die very soon and because of the "inferior" education received by today's library sciences students, no one would remember his name except Wikipedia-- the ultimate of all ironies. 

I love library science dreams. 

Also: NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB!