Best Thing on Twitter Ever: Fake Supreme Court Justices

So I've been following @scalia for months now, and I have to say that the best part of Twitter is people pretending to be other non-Twitter literate people and posting humorous things under their name.

For example:

So. We'll hear that drunk-driving case. Y'know, if an .08% limit applies, I haven't driven sober since age 12. I'll invoke *steery decisis.*
-Scalia

For those of you playing the home-version, Scalia is the Supreme Court Justice who has a giant stick up his ass about just about everything.

For those of you playing the home-improvement version, this Twitter feed isn't the Supreme Court Justice. Unless I've gotten very lucky.