Reason Number Twelve I Need to Work for a Rich Archive

Because even if I'm not sure if I want to be an archivist (or a law librarian, or a teen librarian, or an academic librarian, or a records manager, or a corporate librarian, or any of the other things I've tossed around my head for the past two years) I want to have what my Favorite Professor of Life #4 calls "a check book and an auction catalog."

To buy Iron Man's Brain on Drugs, from the Iron Man auction.

Or the Cyberman Who Kinda Has to Pee, from the Doctor Who auction.

I could own the Still Beating Heart of Tony Stark. Someone get me the Beinecke on the phone. We need to get on this.