Friday, March 19, 2010

I Knew I Forgot Something!

In today's economic climate, it's more important than ever to trust in the strength of the system and your government. Remember-- keep spending, keep saving, keep growing the economy and encouraging more jobs to come back into this star system.



I am pleased to announce 200,000 jobs being opened up this spring to begin work on a brand new space station/small moon. Full time, competitive salary, 20 vacation days a year, full health care and dental.

The Empire is an Equal Opportunity Employer (excluding rebel scum).

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