My Birthday

Falls at the same time as the start of National Library Week.

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I am so meant to be a librarian, holy crap.

It's like some epic fairy tale, only instead of my birth corresponding with a solar eclipse that will reveal the next leader of the realm through prodigious use of an emerald and some elves, unless the evil queen with the amazing decolletage (which is a fancy name for boobie cleavage, doncha know) manages to kill the green fairy and cast the land into eternal darkness, it corresponds with Library Week.

Fantastic.  Happy Library Week. May all your book talks be bright.