Way I Know I'm Not an Adult Yet #23

Man on Subway about my Scarf: "That's too long."

Me: "..."

Internal Me:

1. That's what she said!
2. Imma get in my TARDIS and whoop your ass, buddy.
3. You're obviously a bad guy. 
4. I'll have you know that this is an authentic recreation and it has been measured to be perfectly accurate, jerk-face. 
5. You're obviously a trekkie. Schmuck.