Because all of a sudden, like more or less overnight, I have developed into a Professional! With a capital P and everything! I have discussions with people about how to advance my skills and grow as a person in my chosen field of interest and make myself more interesting as a resume-attached-face!
I know, I know, I'm surprised/confused/jealous/craving-Mexican-food too. So young. So young.
Yesterday-- get this-- I got to teach a class! That's like having 11 padawans at once! And not just a class, but TWO classes! Back to back! About Internet privacy and about how everything they put online stays forever and will totally impact their future job/life/spousal prospects!
Because the internet isn't written in pencil Mark, it's written in ink.
And then because, I dunno, putting me in charge of impressionable minds for 2 hours wasn't enough of a sign of the world ending, I get to do it again next week! Four more times! That's right, four! As in one more than the number three and two less than the # of cups of coffee I've had today!
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You should be using exclamation points right now, in the real world. Why aren't you using more exclamations points right now?
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