Things to Do When I'm a Real Librarian

Librarian Throw Down: If you can beat the librarian in X challenge, your fines are waived.

Wii Bowling!

Limbo Contest!

Lip Synching!

Combining the best ways to get people into the library-- things completely unrelated to books and cheapness.

Good to Know

If you don't pay Queens College for library classes, they cancel them. It's an interesting kind of thing, actually.

Note: You can get around this by paying the activity fee.

Double Note: The people you pay (Bursar's Office) are snippy, mean, and look at you like you're dumb as a sack of hair. Which is an interesting situation when you consider that they are the ones who have actually chosen to spend their lives working in the Bursar's Office.

When I grow up and manage to bud and create a mini-me, I'm going to take them to office buildings and places of general administration and say "See this, honey? This is why you study hard in school!"